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Bad movie


Bad movie
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Sorry for neglecting the blog



I've been busy traveling, celebrating my birthday and well, watching

bad movies. One of them is Hostel. The movie was so bad, I walked out

of the cinema. Its not to say that I am a terribly difficult person to

please. I always make the best of whatever crap I walk into at the

cinema. But Hostel was a lame excuse for a gore movie. Ellie Roth, the

director must have had a good laugh by putting Quentin Tarantino's

name in the credit as one of the producers of this horrible show



Let me begin describing the film... While backpacking through Europe,

college students Paxton (Jay Hernandez) and Josh (Derek Richardson)

seek the ultimate vacation through sex, drugs and unforgettable

experiences. When a friendly stranger informs the two of a hostel in

Bratislava that offers the most beautiful and promiscuous women in all

of Europe, Paxton and Derek trek with their new Icelandic friend Oli

(Eythor Gudjonsson) to find the hostel that sounds too good to be

true. When arriving to Bratislava, the trio found that the hostel was

everything and more of what they expected. Insert lots of female

nudity, hanging breasts, clubbing scene and horny sluts here. Then the

events that follow are sure to deliver the unforgettable vacation that

the two were looking for



One by one, people started disappearing from the hostel. An

investigation by a lonely tourist found that this is the place, people

pay to watch and experience murder by paying large sums of money. A

place, sick people use to vent out their anger against a certain

nationality, race or just to fulfil their psychotic dreams. So they

were led unsuspectingly to the place by murder-pimps, who earn money

from seducing backpackers with the idea of a nirvana of sex, tits and

exotic women. Insert gags, powertools that drill through your thighs,

dismembered bodies, beheaded corpses, a graphic depiction of a wire

cutter chopping off a toe, extreme bondage, destroying of eye balls

and lots of blood spewing while you are alive - kind of things



Up till here I was ready to leave the cinema. This movie is nothing

but a cheap gore movie that hasn't left the premise of bad kids, in a

wrong place, getting killed one by one. Remember I Know What You Did

Last Summer, House of Wax, These Hills Have Eyes and stuff like

that... only with more blood and less known actors. This show makes

Saw look like a comedy and the script... oh my god. If i got a dollar

for everytime the word FUCK is mentioned, I'd be Bill Gates by now.

Profanities don't make up for a lack of vocabulary. It's a complete

waste of my time. This film is for the bored and those who are dying

to spend RM10 on a movie ticket. I am shocked Quentin had anything to

do with this movie that sucked so bad, it's like a watching dung

beetle take a crap

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