KENNY'S TOP 10 THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T DO IN MALAYSIA
KENNY'S TOP 10 THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T DO IN MALAYSIA
Dig your nose while travelling through OLD KLANG ROAD. Its usually a very successful suicide attempt and if one pothole doesn't kill you a million others along this long road will
Tell a KL cabbie that you're in a hurry and he should drive faster
Use helicopter as a transport ANYWHERE. Have you lost count of the crashes in Malaysia yet
Walk along the street, carrying a nice flashy handbag that reads "PLEASE TAKE ONE" on the side
Buy non-pirated DVDs
Crack racist jokes in Brickfields
Try to get into Formula One racing. Until everyone else forgets Alexander Yoong and that he's ever been in F1 or a Malaysian. Either is fine, but better both
Over - "TIP" the policeman
Shout "You ought to be spanked!" at your maid. Lest your neighbours decide to ring the authorities even if you didn't actually do it
Thou shalt not say "oh my what a wonderfully well-laid tar road" too soon. Chances are the road will be dug in and out a few times. Across. Along. Under. Over and sideways. Undecidedly patched again to form a huge irregularity on the road that could easily give you brain haermorrage. Malaysian roadworks authorities have an allergy toward smooth and well maintained roads. It drives them crazy to have good roads
Kenny Teoh-
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