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KENNY'S TOP 10 THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T DO IN MALAYSIA

KENNY'S TOP 10 THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T DO IN MALAYSIA


Dig your nose while travelling through OLD KLANG ROAD. Its usually a very successful suicide attempt and if one pothole doesn't kill you a million others along this long road will 

Tell a KL cabbie that you're in a hurry and he should drive faster 

Use helicopter as a transport ANYWHERE. Have you lost count of the crashes in Malaysia yet 

Walk along the street, carrying a nice flashy handbag that reads "PLEASE TAKE ONE" on the side 

Buy non-pirated DVDs 

Crack racist jokes in Brickfields 

Try to get into Formula One racing. Until everyone else forgets Alexander Yoong and that he's ever been in F1 or a Malaysian. Either is fine, but better both 

Over - "TIP" the policeman 

Shout "You ought to be spanked!" at your maid. Lest your neighbours decide to ring the authorities even if you didn't actually do it 

Thou shalt not say "oh my what a wonderfully well-laid tar road" too soon. Chances are the road will be dug in and out a few times. Across. Along. Under. Over and sideways. Undecidedly patched again to form a huge irregularity on the road that could easily give you brain haermorrage. Malaysian roadworks authorities have an allergy toward smooth and well maintained roads. It drives them crazy to have good roads


 

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