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Thursday, May 03, 2007

Gisele Bundchen Dumps Victoria's Secret


Enjoy these pictures while you can, Gisele Bundchen and Victoria's Secret are parting ways, PEOPLE magazine has confirmed.

After much speculation as to whether Bundchen, 26, would extend her multi-million dollar contract, her agent tells PEOPLE, "Gisele's contract is finished."

On Tuesday, Edward Razek, Victoria's Secret's chief creative officer, said in a statement: "The long and fruitful relationship between Gisele Bundchen and Victoria's Secret has reached a conclusion. We wish her all the best and thank her for her extraordinary work. She will continue to be a visible part of the world's sexiest brand through the remainder of the year."


The New York Post's Page Six had reported that Bundchen was splitting with the lingerie company because it wouldn't raise her $5 million-a-year salary.

But Bundchen had shown signs of wanting to move on as early as last year. At November's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in Los Angeles, she told PEOPLE, "They're really nice clients. I've been working with them for seven years, so it's kind of like they become part of your family."



Nevertheless, she said she was in the mood for a change: "I would like to have different chapters in my life. I mean let's be honest – I do this because it's my job."


And perhaps now people will get to glimpse another side of her. "I'm not this girl all the time," she said. "People have a perception of me because of Victoria's Secret that I'm sexy, but I'm not a sexy girl. I'm very tomboyish." We will miss seeing her walking the angel-runway. She's the only reason to watch Victoria's Secret runway show. Karolina Kur-who? Adriana Li-whatcha-ma call-you?


Here's wishing you all the best, Gisele. You're so hot - you should add global warming to your resume.

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Monday, April 02, 2007

UNCLE BUS



It's April! Although I completely forgot it was April Fool's Day, this month will see the first anniversary of the famous Bus Uncle video. I know, I know, most of us have already seen it countless times before last year. But here it is anyway, just a reminder of what a bitch life can be.

The bus uncle is ridiculously vulgar. News has it he used to work in a restaurant (but had to resign following the aftermath of this embarassing incident) and was beaten by strangers who saw him on the street... For more information, point to the wikipedia link at the bottom of the post.

"The Bus Uncle" is video clip capturing a verbal altercation aboard a bus in Hong Kong on April 27, 2006.
The video clip was taken by a passenger, uploaded to HK Golden Forum, and then quickly mirrored on YouTube and Google Video. Soon after its debut on YouTube, the 6-minute video became a cultural sensation in Hong Kong and inspired vigorous debate and discussion on life and etiquette in the city. Attracting some 1.7 million hits in the first 3 weeks in May, alone, the clip became one of YouTube's most viewed items in May, last year.

Its copious use of profanity and its rhetorical outbursts attracted the attention of local and international media, and some of its utterances became catchphrases in Hong Kong and Chinese communities around the world. For more information point your browser to:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bus_Uncle

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Monday, November 13, 2006

SUPER CONDOMS


Let’s face it, using an ordinary condom is a real pain in the butt. First, you have to tear the pack open, often using your teeth. Then you have to take the condom out of the pack – this is a slippery business at the best of times. Next, you have to figure out which is the right side up, before you can unroll it. By the time the condom’s on, the mood is halfway out the window... Not to mention greasy, latex smelling hands.

Fortunately, those days are over. Introducing PRONTO, the condom for the new millennium. The PRONTO condom can be applied in a few seconds. And it’s a lot more convenient to use, compared to an ordinary condom. You simply crack the pack open and unroll the condom directly onto the penis. Currently only available in South Africa. But if you're a good boy, Santa may just drop some Pronto into your sock.

For a demo click on the links below:


Click here
- For A Quickie! Pronto Commercial.

Click here
- For another Quickie! Pronto Commercial.

Click here
- For the official Pronto Condom website.

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Friday, November 10, 2006

Sex and the Malay Mail


"I Simply Don't Get It"

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to read more.

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to read another article.

The Malay Mail sex article that has caused so much furore, is merely reporting the results of a survey. It may seem shocking that the truth about the sexual acts of Malaysians are not being received positively by... Malaysians. But that's life in this part of the world.

It's a complex argument here. Obviously, there are people in Malaysia who like to talk about sex (even if its just facts out of surveys) and then there are those who want to have sex but don't want to talk about it. I for one like to talk about sex (with the right mates), crack dirty joke, say "FUCK" whenever appropriate and I don't think I am a bad person. There are plenty of bad people out there, talking about sex doesn't make you one.

I've been thinking, "if people thought the article isn't good or worth their time... or is their cup of tea, don't spend RM1 on it. Don't read it. Heck don't even go near a newstand that day." There are people who are married and who actually want to have sex, and may want to read those stuff. And it wouldn't kill to leave them the hell alone. If I relied solely on my biology teacher who skimmed past the reproductive organs chapter in high school, I would probably be fucking belly buttons by now.

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